crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

Aaaalright! 4/10 postcards finished!

keibetsu:

blackkolors-art:

yOU ARE 300% MY fUCKIGNGH BEST FREAONDGDD

I ALWAYS GET SO HAPPY WHEN I SEE BLACKIE’S ART

I’M YELLING bc i just finished drawing your postcard aahdfhshdfsf

Second postcard is done! :) weee I’m on a roll!

I JUST FINISHED THE FIRST POSTCARD AND IT LOOKS SO COOL sobs, I want to post the pics I took of it but I’ll wait until everyone has received theirs, don’t want to spoil any surprises!! I’m so happy I decided to do it.

handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

burgrs:

"as a straight male, i ppbppbpttt hhptpphhptpp hpbptpphptppthpbbphbh"

Nicki Minaj style rap #1

vinladen:gregoreezy:

YOU A LITTLE STUPID BITCH. FRONT LAWN. GNOME.

GIMME SOME MOTHA FUCKIN HEAD. DOME.

THIS SHIT WASN’T BUILT IN A DAY. ROME.

I’M REAL ASS SHIT AND YOU STYRA. FOAM.

YOU’RE INTERNET EXPLORER AND I’M GOOGLE. CHROME.

DAMN, I’M IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ HOUSE. HOME.

kosmotis:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.

wankstyles:

consider this , how the fukc is it september